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Charlotte, NC — Joe Biden’s mental acuity has become a hot topic with serious presidential prognosticators and pundits as we approach election day. Moreover, there are those in the media and in Joe’s immediate family who know he has clearly lost a step, but easily push that aside as beating Donald Trump is far more important than doing the right thing.
There were signs of degradation as early as last year, with the former VP flying off the handle at voters and forgetting where he was. Things have only escalated this year, to the point where there’s a new clip of his mind-melting almost every day. The extent that they aren’t coming out every day is mostly due to him calling lids on his campaign frequently so they can keep Grandpa Joe off the trail and in the basement.
Biden did come out yesterday though, as he’s obviously feeling the heat of President Trump’s late barnstorming of the swing states. That’s when this happened.
BIDEN: “I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure.” pic.twitter.com/TAkj7bJndN
I’m sorry! What did you just say, Joe? How can anyone say that he’s fine?!
Regardless, my sarcastic side had a lot of fun with this, and here are some of the quips I came up with in response:
Joe Biden just had a brain fart and got it all over the place in Pennsylvania! He definitely has verbal diarrhea! “I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilize true intestinal pressure!”
You all remember JFK’s greatest line, right? I re-wrote it a bit. “Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for you trunalimunumprzure!”
In an ode to George H.W. Bush, there’s this, “Read my lips! No new trunalimunumaprzure!”
Back in 1998, President Clinton emphatically denied having any inappropriate relationship with a White House intern. “I did not have sexual trunalimunumaprzure with that woman, Miss Lewinsky!”
I couldn’t leave out former (thank God!) president Obama “If you like your trunalimunumaprzure you can keep your trunalimunumaprzure!”
I could keep going but you get the picture!
Ultimately, this is the man, Joe Biden, who wants you to elect him president on Tuesday and, while his verbal mix-ups have become a legend this past year, this doesn’t just take the cake, it takes the entire bakery! Even one that has no problem making a same-sex wedding cake.
I’m not entirely sure what he was trying to say, nor how anyone could manage to mess up the pronunciation of something this badly. However, I assume he’s just mindlessly reading off the teleprompter, right? So did someone try and have their own Ron Burgandy moment and made a boo boo while entering the speech? Or is Joe Biden just incapable of reading, too?
I’m sure CNN will be fact-checking this ASAP to clear the air and explain to us what exactly Joe was trying to communicate here. I’ll go ahead and give them an ‘A’ for effort because you know they claim what Biden said was entirely intelligible and that it’s misinformation to assert otherwise.
The bottom line, Joe Biden is a man who is not mentally capable of surviving the Presidency for a single day let alone a month! The fact that we are even entertaining electing Biden as a nation, thereby elevating an awful politician like Kamala Harris, is a pretty good barometer of how crappy our political environment currently is.
The Chinese Communist Party and other world leaders are gonna eat Joe Biden’s orange-flavored jello for lunch should he win on Tuesday!
Out of 98 Democratic Presidential candidates, this is the best they could do? Really?
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