One professor announces that tall buildings are sexist

Boston, MA — In an essay original essay for The Guardian entitled ‘Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating light into the night sky,’ Leslie Kern, who serves as the Associate Professor of Geography … Read More

Subway says to customers, “No more guns in our stores.”

Milford, C.T. – Subway is now asking gun owners to stop carrying openly in their franchise locations.  “For the consideration and comfort of restaurant employees and guests, Subway respectfully requests … Read More

Two Squad Members Propose Legislation to Overhaul Police Budgets and Eliminate ICE

Washington, D.C.— Earlier this week, two congressional “squad” members unveiled a wide-ranging proposal Tuesday to defund police departments and establish a reparations program for African Americans and people harmed by … Read More